Character Party

Well that's... uh... good to know.

I know for a fact you have a soft spot for Moriarty, Sherlock. He entertains you.

John Watson MD wrote:I sure hope it does not happen.

Not so sure about that.
Once a couple, always a couple.

What do you mean? Has something happened between Moriarty and Sherlock?

I was aiming at your 'oh of course I would not be jealous' emotion.

You misunderstood me, I meant I would be jealous. I am oddly possessive of Sherlock.
He is my only best friend.

Dear lord, I have missed rather a lot. As I see these turns of events, we have established that a.) Johnny Boy would like me to stop referring to his 'manly gayness', b.) Seb would really like me to propose, c.) The good doctor is jealous of my relationship with Sherlock, d.) Seb is jealous of my relationship with Sherlock, and e.) Sherlock thinks he doesn't want me, and f.) Irene is implying rather naughty things. Have I covered it all?
My responses: a.) Not a snowball's chance in hell, b.) Sorry, but kneeling would involve getting my pant legs dirty, c.) Whose mind is in the gutter now, d.) How adorable, e.) You're wrong, you do, and f.) why is everyone still surprised?
Hope I've covered it.

I don't /want/ you Jim. I'm not the one who wears gay underpants.

But you knew, without doing any research, which were gay and which weren't. I think it's plain who's playing straight here.

I did think peculiar how Sherlock was awfully sure of your gayness that day... but again, it is pretty clear you are the gayest...

And you should propose to Sebastian, it would be cute.

Besides, civil union are convenient these days.

Well, I was making it as blatantly bloody obvious as possible. I'm surprised you didn't catch onto it faster. I was waving my arse around in his face, did you not notice?

Did you miss the 'it would ruin my pants' bit? It would.

Well, you clearly missed me trying to agree with you about Sherlock, but okay.

One marriage for one pair of trousers, tough decision.

'Missing' and 'ignoring' are different things, Doctor dear.

And do you know how expensive these were?

I had no idea you were this vain. But suit yourself.
I would kill to have someone to propose to.

Hint: He's over six feet tall, practically an albino, and a sociopath, not a psychopath.
You just have to know where to look. Really, Johnny Boy.

Oh dear Jim, you are so clever. You did cover it all.
And I agree with Jim here (again).
I am quite enjoying this little party of ours. I am honestly amused by my boys.

I don't think he would ever say yes.

I am very amusing. And I, too, am enjoying the 'party'. It's so much fun playing with all of you.

And Johnny Boy, who would never say yes? Your boy or Seb?

Because Seb's not allowed to say 'no' to me, you know.

Who's this strange albino type person?

Use your powers of deduction.

Sebastian would say yes.

The hypothetical person I should propose to would never say yes, Jim.

Sherlock, just ignore him.

But if Sherlock were to ignore me, I should get bored. You won't like me when I'm bored, Johnny.
Well, I suppose I should say you'll like me less, as I suspect your response was going to be 'I don't like you as is' or some blather along those lines.

Well, I see I don't even need to reply to that, you did everything on your own

I'm remarkably self-sufficient.

Should I leave you to it then?