Character Party

All right then. I think we need a thread for everyone. Both Sherlocks, Johns, Irene, Lestrade, Mycroft, everyone. Get your asses in here and have fun.

Warning though, Seb and I have been planning something for our lovely angels. <3

I remember our little chat about that. It's great fun planning murders and kidnappings. Can't wait.

Yes. You're very impatient. Be still, Tiger. Itchy trigger fingers are just too much of a liability in this business.

But I have the urge to kill someone right this very minute. Any more waiting and I'll end up going over to Baker Street myself and beating John senseless.

Do I need to get you a leash? Perhaps Miss Adler could lend me one. You would look very sweet in leather.

A leash? I don't suppose you'll get me a collar with that? Wait... nevermind. I shouldn't have said that.

You'll have to get through me first. I won't let you hurt John.

I had just thought that a collar rather came with a leash. And don't worry, Sherly. I have my tiger on a leash--figuratively, for now. I'm not promising I won't utilize the dear doctor. But I won't just have him shot. That's too easy. No sport in that.

Moran, you seem to be rather obsessed with me. When you think about hurting someone, am I the first who comes to mind?
I'm chuffed.

I'll get through you easy enough. And Jim has had the chance to murder you on the spot a few times. But the things we're starting to plan will ruin you.

As well as you should be. It's rather like matched pairs. Sherlock and I, Seb and you. I fear I can predict the winners of both matches.

Hmm. I've been ruined before. Over it now.

Before we start, Sherlock, I have to ask. Merely for survey purposes, really.
How would you feel about getting a few of the good doctor's fingers in the mail?

Don't forget the wheelchair Jim. We can work on that.

Mmn. Yes. I did forget that. But we can't exactly mail him that. Doesn't make for a very good survey.

Fingers? How dreadfully cliche'. Really.
I am sure you can think something better than that.

We're not mailing the wheelchair, obviously. Maybe we could add in a few toes with the fingers? I'm sure Sherly would like to use them for an experiment.

How would you feel if I added your severed head to the collection in my fridge?

I think probably beheading me would ruin my suit. This is far too nice material for bloodstains. Do have a care for a man's clothing.

As for you, Dr. Watson, cliched though it may be, it does work. Perhaps an ear would appease your delicate cliche sensibilities?

I'd be flattered having my head in your fridge. Nice to know what you think about me. But I don't think you'll be able to do that if I finish you first. Who exactly have you killed? Last time I heard, John is always saving you from people trying to kill you.

Yes, yes. The doctor isn't exactly 'murder-free', if you catch my drift.

I know what you mean. Not very skilled though, is he? He's killed a few people at least, no big deal.

Well, he--much like you, Seb--was in the military. So I would expect a few deaths. On his 'bad days' at least. He--unlike you--was never a killing man, though. A doctor. Really. You've ever so much more practice.
And I would venture that you are probably by far a better shot than he.

How many people have I aimed at and killed in one go? A lot. This will be far too easy. And I've killed people in the strangest ways possible. Even by hand. I've more advantages.

I kill only not very nice people.
You are in the list of course.