Character Party

I'm in the list? Oh, you're too kind.
Don't worry, you're on mine too.

Ooh, you've got a list, Johnny Boy? Do tell.
I hope I merit placement. I should be quite disappointed if I didn't.

I'm sure we'll be top two on that list boss.
It wouldn't surprise me.

Fingers? That's not scary at all..... And I still remember seeing the first head in the fridge... Yours would make a very good addition,except I really don't like killing people. Except when they are trying to kill me and my friends...
And who knew my double had a list???

Lists are ever-so-helpful when it comes to organizing one's thoughts. It's a shame they aren't more used. I personally have several, though I would be remiss if I wrote them down.
Memorizing things is a talent required of masterminds.

Sebastian, everyone is on your list. I bet even your boss is.

My list is not very long, so you should feel quite appreciated.

Moriarty, you are up for much more than killing.

Hm, yes, you're quite right about everyone being on my list.
I don't have a list, I don't need one actually.
But Jim does get on my nerves sometimes but I wouldn't go as far as murdering him.

For now.

No, I wouldn't dare kill him.
Maybe hurt him but that's it. And when I say hurt, I mean violently.
He fights back obviously, not a pretty sight afterwards.

Well then! *sarcastically* Who would think you would enjoy violence.

Of course I enjoy violence. It's exciting.
That's why I still work for Jim I suppose. It's entertaining enough.

Please. Seb would never kill me. I'm too nice to him. Picked him out of a gutter and gave him his favorite work.
Besides, I'm hardly easy prey. It's not as though I could have survived this long without some skill at violence.
And in any case, your list, Doctor Watson, worries me about as much as your housekeeper. If you could have taken me--us--down, I'm sure it would have been harder to get you into that bomb vest and that adorable parka. <3

I like that parka, too, thanks.

I don't know what's going on but I don't like it.

Oh hi, my boys! It's time I join the party!

We were just talking about you. Oh, and can you do me a favour? Whatever you do, do not give Jim a leash.

You don't like anything Sebastian, other than killing people, so it doesn't really surprise me.


Irene, what a pleasure. (sarcastic)

I was talking, Seb, about that furry-hooded thing we put Doctor Watson in for the pool? When you were pointing a gun at his head? Surely you would remember, you were having such fun.

Irene, dear! Welcome. And please, ignore Sebastian--I was just saying that he was so impatient, I believe I need a leash for him. Do you suppose I could borrow one? I do think he'd look dear in leather, and you do specialize in this type of thing.

I remember it very well. I was so close to pulling that trigger and I would have done. But you wouldn't let me.
And Irene, please. Don't. Give. Jim. A. Leash.
I'm not a dog.

An explosion in a deserted pool would have been far too obvious, Tiger. The police would have been sure to investigate. Besides, I was too close. I probably would have been hit by shrapnel or body parts or something equally nasty.
Would have ruined my tie. I am partial to that one.

Oh, please Seb. You should know better. I can make anybody into animals

I wouldn't be so sure you will have the chance to kill us any time soon, Sebastian. If not for the fact Moriarty enjoys it better if we are alive after all.

All you have fun with is killing people, must be quite hard on your conscience. Oh wait, you don't have one.

Moriarty, you want me to buy you a parka like that? I know the right shop.

Not a dog, no. More of my little Tiger. <3

And John, I'm not sure adorably fuzzy's a good look for me. I think that's squarely in your area.

Oh hi John! Where is your other half? I am sure he is missing you.

Adorably fuzzy? God, you are so gay, Moriarty. I appreciate the compliment though.

Sherlock's busy, I guess.