Character Party

I could teaxh you in what, Sherlock. I am a specialist in that area.
*winks* You ony have to ask.

I'm sure you could make him beg as well as John could. If not better.

God people, you are going to traumatize him. It's really not fair.

Sherlock, ignore them. You aren't interested in relationship okay? Sexual relationships.

That's all they talk about apparently.

Oh I can make anyone beg.

I can make you too John. *winks*

Yes, poor baby Sherlock. Run back to your pretty doctor.
His mind is pure as the driven snow, I'm sure.

Oh. That's what they were talking about?

Dear me. People these days really do just have one track minds.

Why would I need a relationship when I've got John?

Stantement confirmed. You bloody ARE a couple. Oh my.

It's sweet how he didn't even realize what he was saying.

What are you all talking about?! I'm totally confused.

Moriarty, now I am even pretty? You sure are full of compliments today.

Irene, I do not enjoy begging, thank you for your offer though.

Sherlock, it's probably better if you shut up, you just dug your own grave there.

It's all right, Sherlock, sweetheart. You don't have to understand everything.
Someday, perhaps, when you're older, Mummy and I will explain.

May I demonstrate it on you, Sherlock?
I am sure it will clarify everything.

Mm. You're right, really. You aren't pretty. Sherlock's pretty. You're more... cute. Rather like a kitten. Seb has a certain rugged appeal. Irene is beautiful in a sharper way.
I'm always full of compliments. "Look like the innocent flower, but be the serpent under't."

Sherlock, they are implying we are a couple, that we have sex with each other, because they think I have a crush on you. Just ignore them.

Irene, how about no?

A kitten now. You are seriously obsessed with people's appearance, has anyone ever told you that? Or is it just me and Sherlock's that intrigues you?

I just enjoy needling you, Doctor. Why are you still surprised?
Appearances are everything, you know.

((My Seb is gone. I miss him. XD))

I actually thought more of a hedgehog.

John, how about 'hmn,n oh yes, please!'?

What? Why would they think that?

Jim's the only gay one around here.

I think the percentage of gayness here is quite high actually *coughcough*

But definitely Moriarty is the gayest of all

You wound me, Doctor. Really. Your word slash with sharp blades at my cowering self esteem.

If anyone wants to prove their hetroness, I am at your service.
If anyone wants to prove their gayness, I am at your service too.

You shouldn't take it as a bad thing, Moriarty. It's not.

Irene, do you ever do anything other than sexing people up?

All one needs for proof is to look, Irene, darling.
'I am gay in a manly way'. Quid Erat Demonstratum.

Why, Doctor! Are you saying you accept me for who I am? You kind, generous soul.
What do you expect Irene to do?

((Dasjakhlsdf have to go do yard work, will be back after. I hope you know that this entire time I have been doing good-daughter things. While playing an evil psychopath. What is my life.))

John, and I am going to sound like Sherlock now, just think for a moment.
It's my work as a dominatrix to sex people up. It's what I do.

Why do you have to repeat that again? I was lucky enough Sherlock missed it the first and second time.

And yes, of course I do. It's fine. It's all fine.


Irene, I imagine work is all you do then?