Character Party

Er, Sherlock. We all know you are brilliant, you don't have to prove it.

But you are completely and utterly oblivious.
For example, tell me, how do you think I feel about you?

Sometimes it amazes me how oblivious you really are.....

Sorry Sherlock...

And don't worry about me, the groceries are as heavy as normal...
D
Don't suppose that maybe just once you could help?

You're my friend John. Obviously. I think you must like me otherwise you wouldn't tolerate me. You must care about me otherwise you wouldn't be prepared to put your life on the line for me. And I feel the same about you John. Don't make me say it again.

And you've managed perfectly well with the groceries so far. I see no reason to alter our habits.

Domestic troubles in paradise? You lot are the most entertaining bunch of goody-two-shoes I've ever had the pleasure of trying to do in.

I've missed a lot again. But now I'm back to annoy you all. Enjoy.
And don't talk about me behind my back.

Bunch of nasty gossips, aren't we just?

You can't deny it anymore. You definitely are a couple!
Don't you agree, Jim?

Who's a couple now? I believe we've discussed several.

I was reading over everything. Quite amusing actually.
And Jim, if you love your suits so much, why don't you marry them?

Married to my work, I suppose. One of many who claim the same in this chat.

And don't get jealous because I didn't propose, lovie. You will always have your...uses for me, don't fret.

And those 'uses' I am happy enough with.
Marriage ruins everything anyway.

Couples here:
1: John and Sherlock. Let's try to find a name for them! Hmmmm.... anyone?
2: You, Jim and Seb of course. How's the leash working?

((OK, I am so sorry to do this but it's been bugging me please don't kill me for being a grammar nazi. It's spelled 'leash'. >< Sorry. XD))

I haven't had to use it yet. Seb's been good.

Yeah, thank God about that. I don't want to wear a leash.
But he's tried.

John and I are not a couple. We're just best friends who do everything together and would more than likely die for each other. That's as sentimental as I get.

When I say 'I believe you, Sherlock', I say it in the least sincere way possible.
And of course I tried. I wouldn't have taken pictures, though, Seb. Like I said, you've been good.

Ha! You liar Sherlock. We all know.
And Jim, the picture. No. Not funny. Just keep it to yourself.

I just said I wouldn't have taken the pictures. Always believing the worst of me, Tiger!

Yes, but I can't really believe you with that one.
I know how much you want a picture. It's quite obvious.
And soon enough, you'll end up having to force me.

I never force you, dear. That would be terribly rude.
If I took one, could I merely promise not to send it to the others? I would want one eventually, yes. <3

Ugh... fine. But just this once.

Eeexcellent. Really, it's sweet, this whole agreement jig.

((Whenever I'm being the Jim I feel like sitting in a highbacked armchair and stroking a fluffy white cat))

You two really are odd.

((I can just imagine Seb walking into a dark room and Jim turns around in this giant black chair while stroking a cat sitting on his lap. I'm literally laughing at the thought xD))

Am I supposed to stick this stupid collar on me?