You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like Sherlock.
You: Hypothetically...say we had no more pillowcases left in the flat. --SH
Stranger: And why would that be? -JW
You: Well. I needed to test a theory. In theory of course. Remember John this is hypothetical. --SH
You: And say, we needed to replace said hypothetical pillowcases. Do you have a thread count preference? --SH
Stranger: Sherlock.... it's fine. I'll just go to the shop for more pillowcases. -JW
You: Oh good. Make sure mine are Egyptian cotton. I have sensitive skin. --SH
Stranger: Those are expensive! Ugh, Fine. -JW
You: I'll give you my card. It's no matter. --SH
You: And nicotine patches. I need more. –SH
Annnd that's where they disconnected...