You: Bored. -SH
Stranger: You're always bored. -JW
You: True. Fix it. -SH
You: And where are you? -SH
Stranger: Work. You know, for rent and somesuch? -JW
You: But it's Thursday. You never work Thursdays. -SH
Stranger: Sherlock, it's Wednesday. -JW
You: You're covering for Sarah again arn't you? -SH
Stranger: Did you get ahead of yourself or have you missed a whole 6 days? -JW
You: Oh, is it? -SH
You: Most likely the latter. -SH
Stranger: You realize this alarms me? -JW
You: How so? -SH
You: Why would it alarm /you?/ -SH
Stranger: Because it means you've been off the map for nearly a week, and that's not good. -JW
You: Hm. I suppose not. -SH
You: The days blur together John. -SH
You: I'm dreadfully bored. -SH
You: There're no more distractions. -SH
Stranger: You've had cases! You just finish them quicker than the criminals can keep up with. -JW
You: I haven't had an interesting case in almost a month. -SH
You: The one with the cats and the gardener doesn't count. -SH
You: Mycroft put Lestrade up to that I'm sure of it. -SH
You: Funny what passes as 'pillow talk' these days. -SH
Stranger: Leave them alone; they're both happier than they've been in years. -JW
You: Yes. Exactly. -SH
Stranger: This bothers you? -JW
You: Of course it does John. -SH
You: I'm... -SH
You: Well, I think I'm jealous of them. -SH
You: To be perfectly honest.-SH
Stranger: You? Jealous? That your brother's shagging Lestrade? -JW
You: No. God no. You must be dumber than I thought. -SH
You: I'm jealous of what they have. -SH
Stranger: What, a relationship? -JW
Stranger: Sherlock, are you okay? -JW
Stranger: Do I need to come home? -JW
You: Mycroft seems so...content around Lestrade. -SH
Stranger: Well, yes, that's where that happiness bit comes in. -JW
Stranger: You alright, mate? -JW
You: No, it's... -SH
You: It's alright. -SH
Stranger: Are you sure? I can come home if you're...in trouble, or anything. -JW
You: Well, I wouldn't mind the company to be honest. -SH
You: Mrs. Hudson's gone to her sisters. -SH
Stranger: Are you dragging me home because you can't occupy yourself for eight hours a day, or because you actually need someone there? -JW
You: No, no I'm fine. -SH
Stranger: You sure? -JW
You: Just bored that's all. -SH
Stranger: Right. -JW
You: John, he is most assuredly not fine. -M
Stranger: Mycroft? How many sodding times do I need to change my number? -JW
You: Don't bother. -M
You: And get back to Baker St. -M
You: Now. -M
Aaaaaaaand they disconnected. D: It was just getting to the good part.
Stranger: You're always bored. -JW
You: True. Fix it. -SH
You: And where are you? -SH
Stranger: Work. You know, for rent and somesuch? -JW
You: But it's Thursday. You never work Thursdays. -SH
Stranger: Sherlock, it's Wednesday. -JW
You: You're covering for Sarah again arn't you? -SH
Stranger: Did you get ahead of yourself or have you missed a whole 6 days? -JW
You: Oh, is it? -SH
You: Most likely the latter. -SH
Stranger: You realize this alarms me? -JW
You: How so? -SH
You: Why would it alarm /you?/ -SH
Stranger: Because it means you've been off the map for nearly a week, and that's not good. -JW
You: Hm. I suppose not. -SH
You: The days blur together John. -SH
You: I'm dreadfully bored. -SH
You: There're no more distractions. -SH
Stranger: You've had cases! You just finish them quicker than the criminals can keep up with. -JW
You: I haven't had an interesting case in almost a month. -SH
You: The one with the cats and the gardener doesn't count. -SH
You: Mycroft put Lestrade up to that I'm sure of it. -SH
You: Funny what passes as 'pillow talk' these days. -SH
Stranger: Leave them alone; they're both happier than they've been in years. -JW
You: Yes. Exactly. -SH
Stranger: This bothers you? -JW
You: Of course it does John. -SH
You: I'm... -SH
You: Well, I think I'm jealous of them. -SH
You: To be perfectly honest.-SH
Stranger: You? Jealous? That your brother's shagging Lestrade? -JW
You: No. God no. You must be dumber than I thought. -SH
You: I'm jealous of what they have. -SH
Stranger: What, a relationship? -JW
Stranger: Sherlock, are you okay? -JW
Stranger: Do I need to come home? -JW
You: Mycroft seems so...content around Lestrade. -SH
Stranger: Well, yes, that's where that happiness bit comes in. -JW
Stranger: You alright, mate? -JW
You: No, it's... -SH
You: It's alright. -SH
Stranger: Are you sure? I can come home if you're...in trouble, or anything. -JW
You: Well, I wouldn't mind the company to be honest. -SH
You: Mrs. Hudson's gone to her sisters. -SH
Stranger: Are you dragging me home because you can't occupy yourself for eight hours a day, or because you actually need someone there? -JW
You: No, no I'm fine. -SH
Stranger: You sure? -JW
You: Just bored that's all. -SH
Stranger: Right. -JW
You: John, he is most assuredly not fine. -M
Stranger: Mycroft? How many sodding times do I need to change my number? -JW
You: Don't bother. -M
You: And get back to Baker St. -M
You: Now. -M
Aaaaaaaand they disconnected. D: It was just getting to the good part.