You: Pick up some milk since you're out. -SH
Stranger: What on earth do you do with all the milk?-JW
You: Where ae you by the way? -SH
You: *are
Stranger: I've just been taking a walk. Clearing my head.-JW
You: I'm curdling it in the tub. Experiment. -SH
Stranger: God. No. Ugh.-JW
You: What for? Did you break up with whatshername again? -SH
You: Really John you should just stop trying. They only end up getting the way eventually anyway. -SH
Stranger: Oh there you go. That's the solution.-JW
You: I'm glad you've finally come round to my way of thinking. -SH
You: Took you long enough. -SH
Stranger: Oh absolutely. I should just be content to live an abstinent life with my best friend and the curdled milk in our tub.-JW
You: Well it'll be cheese eventually. That's the point. -SH
You: And why not? That was my general plan. -SH
Stranger: Oh, that's the point. Okay, nearly missed it.-JW
You: Do pay attention John. -SH
Stranger: Sherlock. I've been being sarcastic.-JW
You: I know. I'm not actually stupid. -SH
You: But apparently you are. -SH
Stranger: Ah, great. All the more reason to want to come home.-JW
You: Oh, and I'm hungry drop by Angelo's on the way back. I ordered take out. Should be done by now. -SH
You: I got your favorite if it'll get you out of your mood. -SH
You: Really John you dated her for less than a month. -SH
Stranger: This isn't about her.-JW
You: ...What's it about then? There's obviously nothing wrong with Harry. -SH
You: And you and Sarah have become quite close since your break-up. -SH
You: So you're obviously not losing your job. -SH
Stranger: Leave it.-JW
You: Why? I'll just deduce it when you get home anyway. -SH
You: Now it's just a challenge. -SH
Stranger: Shove off.-JW
You: Has Mycroft been hassling you again? I didn't think you minded that much and there's nothing I can do about it really. -SH
You: The rents been paid through next month, and Mrs. Hudson's in good spirits. -SH
Stranger: Sherlock, no. It's not...no.-JW
You: You and Lestrade are fine. He took you out to the pub just last night to deal with her. -SH
You: You were in a much better mood when you came in. -SH
You: What else is there? -SH
Stranger: I can't go out for a walk?-JW
You: Is it Molly? What would Molly do to upset you? -SH
You: No. It's unusual. You don't break your routine unless we're on a case, you have a date, or something is wrong. -SH
You: Is it me? -SH
Aaaaaand then they signed off D; I like to pretend he was about to confess his love for Sherlock. Yes, that's what happened. Good. Definitely.
Stranger: What on earth do you do with all the milk?-JW
You: Where ae you by the way? -SH
You: *are
Stranger: I've just been taking a walk. Clearing my head.-JW
You: I'm curdling it in the tub. Experiment. -SH
Stranger: God. No. Ugh.-JW
You: What for? Did you break up with whatshername again? -SH
You: Really John you should just stop trying. They only end up getting the way eventually anyway. -SH
Stranger: Oh there you go. That's the solution.-JW
You: I'm glad you've finally come round to my way of thinking. -SH
You: Took you long enough. -SH
Stranger: Oh absolutely. I should just be content to live an abstinent life with my best friend and the curdled milk in our tub.-JW
You: Well it'll be cheese eventually. That's the point. -SH
You: And why not? That was my general plan. -SH
Stranger: Oh, that's the point. Okay, nearly missed it.-JW
You: Do pay attention John. -SH
Stranger: Sherlock. I've been being sarcastic.-JW
You: I know. I'm not actually stupid. -SH
You: But apparently you are. -SH
Stranger: Ah, great. All the more reason to want to come home.-JW
You: Oh, and I'm hungry drop by Angelo's on the way back. I ordered take out. Should be done by now. -SH
You: I got your favorite if it'll get you out of your mood. -SH
You: Really John you dated her for less than a month. -SH
Stranger: This isn't about her.-JW
You: ...What's it about then? There's obviously nothing wrong with Harry. -SH
You: And you and Sarah have become quite close since your break-up. -SH
You: So you're obviously not losing your job. -SH
Stranger: Leave it.-JW
You: Why? I'll just deduce it when you get home anyway. -SH
You: Now it's just a challenge. -SH
Stranger: Shove off.-JW
You: Has Mycroft been hassling you again? I didn't think you minded that much and there's nothing I can do about it really. -SH
You: The rents been paid through next month, and Mrs. Hudson's in good spirits. -SH
Stranger: Sherlock, no. It's not...no.-JW
You: You and Lestrade are fine. He took you out to the pub just last night to deal with her. -SH
You: You were in a much better mood when you came in. -SH
You: What else is there? -SH
Stranger: I can't go out for a walk?-JW
You: Is it Molly? What would Molly do to upset you? -SH
You: No. It's unusual. You don't break your routine unless we're on a case, you have a date, or something is wrong. -SH
You: Is it me? -SH
Aaaaaand then they signed off D; I like to pretend he was about to confess his love for Sherlock. Yes, that's what happened. Good. Definitely.