You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like sherlock.
Stranger: Vatican cameos
You: Sherlock. That is a terrible code phrase. How do you expect me to remember it?
Stranger: by a word at. time
You: Right ok I get that. But I'm sorry if someone has a gun to my head, or your head, I'm pretty sure the first word that comes to my mind is DOWN! It's simple. And it works.
Stranger: but it's dull
You: Didn't anyone ever tell you not to fix something that isn't broken?
You: *shakes head* What am I saying? Someone probably told you to go around breaking things that weren't fixed, the way you dash about like a tornado half the time.
Stranger: didn't anyone ever tell you not to question other people's methods of getting to the ground
You: Sherlock. I'm a soldier. Don't you think I might know what I'm talking about?
Stranger: you were a doctor!
You: I killed people! I had bad days!